Chelsea Handler is the Martin Luther King of hot blonde drunk girls.
- Heather McDonald (via ifonlyiwascreative)
Blue Ivy is a better name for weed than it is for a baby. And if you get some Blue Ivy you can smoke it out of Gwenyth Paltrow’s baby, Apple.
- Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately (via marialana)
Chelsea Lately on Bradley Cooper winning sexiest man alive.
Subtitle reads: Show me your mini cooper.